If, for whatever reason, you feel compelled to contact me, you can email me here:

If, for much more obvious reasons, you feel compelled to offer me a job (doing whatever, I’m flexible!), please put “Life-Changing Opportunity Falling Into Your Lap” in the subject line.

I swear I went to Princeton.  Maybe I should post a picture of myself holding my diploma, just to be safe.

That really proves nothing… unless you can zoom in and read Latin. For all I know, they just handed me a “Thank you for participating” certificate and withheld the degree.  Eh, well.  I tried.


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