If, for whatever reason, you feel compelled to contact me, you can email me here: email@example.com.
If, for much more obvious reasons, you feel compelled to offer me a job (doing whatever, I’m flexible!), please put “Life-Changing Opportunity Falling Into Your Lap” in the subject line.
I swear I went to Princeton. Maybe I should post a picture of myself holding my diploma, just to be safe.
That really proves nothing… unless you can zoom in and read Latin. For all I know, they just handed me a “Thank you for participating” certificate and withheld the degree. Eh, well. I tried.